Dieting Quotes

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson What you eat standing up doesn't count. Beth Barnes I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Unknown The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. Unknown Avoid fruits and nuts: after all, you are what you eat. Garfield Never eat more than you can lift. Miss Piggy A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. Unknown When I buy cookies, I just eat four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn't taste that bad. Janette Barber Dieting is not a piece of cake. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. Garfield Happy Monday, Shanda